The Five Cheesiest Eye Jokes

FG Contacts Feel Good Team
Wednesday, 16 June 2021 Share this blog: Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Copy link Copy Link

Celebrate Father's Day with these cracking jokes, courtesy of our Feel Good Team.

From all of the team at Feel Good Contacts, we’d like to wish all the dads out there a Happy Father’s Day!

And in keeping with the fatherly spirit of the day, we thought we’d take the time to share some of the cheesiest eye-related jokes from the office to do our dads proud.

1) What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A ‘Do-you-think-he-saurus.’

Funny dinosaur

2) What did the right eye say to the left eye?

“Between you and me, there’s something that smells.”

Dad joke

3) Patient: “I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee"

Doctor: “Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"

Father's Day

4) Why did the phone wear glasses?

Because he’d lost all his contacts

Funny Dad

5) Why did the cross-eyed teacher quit her job?

She couldn’t control her pupils.

Cracking jokes

There you have it - the top 5 cheesiest jokes about eyes that we could think of. If that wasn't enough, here are some more of our fave eye-rolling crackers to make you squirm:

1) Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is good, but the atmosphere is terrible.

2) What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese

3) A neutron walks into a bar

“How much for a beer?” the neutron asks.

“For you?” says the bartender. “No charge.”

4) Why did the chickens cross the road?

They thought it was an egg-cellent idea!

We hope that these made you laugh (though you may be embarrassed to admit it), or even got a groan out of you that would make any dad proud. Now that you've read our blog, you can tell a corny joke or two yourself. In fact we'd love to know, what is the funniest joke you've ever heard or read? Whether you’re a fan of dad jokes or not, you could be hearing a lot of them this Father’s Day! If you haven't had a chance, check out our wide range of contact lenses and if you're after gift ideas why not browse our stylish collection of sunglasses.