There’s no ‘eye’ in ‘Dad’, but we have a few eye-related jokes to share that will make the eye-deal Fathers’ Day greeting. And in-keeping with the fatherly spirit of the day, we selected only the cheesiest of eye jokes from the office to do our dads (as well as your dads) proud.
So, as long as you have all of your dad’s eye care needs taken care of – in terms of contact lenses, glasses, sunglasses, solutions, eye drops, accessories and treatments – there’s no reason why vision shouldn’t be a laughing matter. Especially when the jokes are as bad as ours!
From all of the team at Feel Good Contacts, we’d like to wish all the dads out there a Happy Father’s Day!
1. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
2. What did the right eye say to the left eye?
“Between you and me, there’s something that smells.”
3. Patient: “I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee"
Doctor: “Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"
4. Why did the phone wear glasses?
Because he’d lost all his contacts!
5. Why did the cross-eyed teacher quit her job?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
There you have it - the top 5 cheesiest jokes about eyes that we could think of. If that wasn't enough, here are some more of our favourite eye-rolling crackers to make you squirm:
1. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is good, but the atmosphere is terrible.
2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
3. What happens when a neutron walks into a bar?
“How much for a beer?” the neutron asks.
“For you?” says the bartender. “No charge.”
4. Why did the chickens cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea!
5. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
They won the “no-bell” prize.
We hope that these dad-jokes made you laugh (though you may be embarrassed to admit it), or even got a groan out of you that would make any dad proud. Now that you've read our blog, you can tell a corny joke or two yourself. In fact, we'd love to know, what is the funniest joke you've ever heard or read? Whether you’re a fan of dad jokes or not, you could be hearing a lot of them this Father’s Day!
If a joke doesn’t cut it for your father on Fathers’ Day this year, check out our diverse range of stylish sunglasses and consult our dad-oriented gift guide for some guidance on where to start for a gift. For some fresher ideas, we have you covered on the freshest eye care deals, covering the whole selection of eye care, prescription eyewear and essentials!
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